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It’s the perfect icebreaker for anyone who hikes for the views (and the post-trail snacks) but isn't afraid to admit that the actual cardio part was a terrible idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause complaining is a lot harder when your clothes are uncomfortable, this tee is crafted from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% premium ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. By choosing a high-quality, tightly spun weave over cheap, scratchy alternatives, we’ve created a shirt that feels incredibly smooth, lightweight, and perfectly broken-in from day one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCut with a classic unisex crewneck, this tee offers a relaxed, true-to-size fit that gives you total freedom of movement on the trail without any boxy stiffness. It's naturally breathable to keep you cool when the elevation gets tough, and it features durable stitching that holds up mile after mile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sarcastic trail humor \u0026amp; total honesty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unisex, relaxed true-to-size (size up for an extra-roomy, casual 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